What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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