So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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