what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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