Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Is it because I queefed?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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