what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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