i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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