yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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