His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My life is pants optional.
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