Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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