she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
