Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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