So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
