everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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