is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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