Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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