absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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