So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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