Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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