We're facebook friends in real life
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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