It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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