I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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