i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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