so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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