Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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