Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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