I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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