she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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