I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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