I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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