All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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