Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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