Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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