What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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