Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Someone signed my nipple.
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