So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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