Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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