You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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