Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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