As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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