Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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