Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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