Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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