BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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