i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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