is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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