white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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