We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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