he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i out mim tonsoeep
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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