I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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