I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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