dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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