I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
