69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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