Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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